Jami Begs You, Don't Have Sex with This Man

You may have heard that Denver Broncos running back Travis Henry is in court with the NFL over some drug testing issues. Basically, the dude uses pot and keeps getting caught. This is not my main problem with him, though. Mr. Henry has managed to create 9 (nine) illegitimate babies by nine totally different baby-mamas spread out over 4 states. This is enough bastards that even an NFL player can't afford to support them and has written bad checks for support. And we're not even going to get into how visitation would work for a quagmire that like. This is why I am begging you, every woman in the world, to not have sex with this man. Sure, he's got some responsibility here, too, but this is a guy who can't even figure out how to test negative for drug tests that he knows are coming and will prevent him from making big money. On the other hand, if you want to ensure that your child has a more absent father, lower common sense and higher likelihood of accidentally committing incest than the other kids in his class, by all means, ignore me and seek out this fine specimen. If you have a brain, for the love of Pete, don't sleep with this man! I don't even think standing too close to him is a good idea.