Jami Sees A Sign

I always enjoy signs that are confusing, misspelled or just wrong. Here's a few I've seen in the last week or so: Please Use Toilet Paper Sparringly on the back of the stall door in a public restroom - I'm not sure how one uses TP in a fighting manner, but I'd prefer just to use it for the intended purpose, in a nice, peaceful way and then go about my day. Our milk comes from local dairy farmers who, as far as they know, do not use rBST posted above the dairy section at a grocery store. -I'm concerned about the farmers not knowing for sure if they use rBST. Are the cows slipping out at night to go doping? Do rival farmers slip your cows the rBST so that they'll fail the drug testing? Full Monkey Back Guarantee in an ad in one of those free papers -I threw this out, forgetting that I wanted to save the ad. I believe it was for some service on your car. I'm not sure how dissatisfied you have to be to get your full monkey back, but you sure don't want a partial monkey refund.