Jami Wants to Know, What's Up with the Dogs?
This may be one of the most important questions of our day. What's up with the non-talking dogs? I know what you're thinking - aren't dogs supposed to be non-talking? Generally, my answer would be yes, but what I'm referring to here are the many instances where in children's shows/movies every critter talks, except the dogs.
You probably first noted this phenomenon with the Mickey Mouse cartoons. You've got talking mice, ducks, cats, cows, and whatever the heck Goofy is, (yes, I know officially he's a "goof" but that doesn't really clear much up, does it?) and yet Pluto, the dog, doesn't talk. He barks, of course, and Mickey seems to able to understand him (in the "What is it, boy? You want a treat?" sense.)
Big deal, you say, in Mickey Mouse's Clubhouse, everything talks, except the dog. Who cares? Well, if that were the end of it, not me. Everyone's allowed some creative license, right? But the conspiracy goes so much deeper....
Watch Sesame Street? Who talks on that? Birds, frogs, monsters, grouches, you name it. Who doesn't? That's right, Barkley. The dog!! Even this website notes that while Barkley understands two sign commands, he doesn't speak. But he barks, of course.
My son watches a show called Word World. In Word World, things are made of the letters that spell them. Yeah, it makes very little sense, but he's five. The main characters are: Ant, Sheep, Pig, Duck, Bear and Dog. There are also some regular guests: Frog, Bug, Fly, Shark and Cat. Guess which ones talk? If you said "all of them.. except Dog, of course" You'd be right.
And then we have the most puzzling of all, Blue's Clue. For the uninformed (meaning, you don't have small children), Blue is an animated dog who has a live-action human friend (Joe or Steve, depending on the season) for whom she leaves clues about what she wants by putting her paw print on things. So, let's say Blue wants to have lemonade (sure, she can, it's a cartoon), she might leave paw prints the following clues: a pitcher with ice, some lemons, sugar. Got it? In Blue's world EVERYTHING talks, not just living things. Her salt and pepper shakers are married and have spice babies (I am not making that up). The mailbox sings. The sidetable drawer talks. With all this, certainly the star of the show, Blue herself can talk, right? Well, no. Only in the spin off, Blue's Room, where even the theme song sounds surprised "Blue can talk!!" Interestingly, in this, she's not animated, she's a puppet.
Last example, Max from the Little Mermaid. All the creatures in that talk and sing and conspire - Max, the prince's dog, just barks and drools.
What's up with that? Is it some sort of conspiracy? If so, why? I just know, it seems sinister.
Labels: Just Me, Movies, Things I Wonder About, TV
3 Comments:
At 6:16 PM, Unknown said…
In rebuttal, I offer:
"Martha Speaks" - ate some alphabet soup and now, has acquired speech.
"Kipper The Dog" - all the dogs talk on this show
Droopy also talked, albeit with a serious speech impediment.
At 6:34 PM, Jim McKee said…
Technically, Goofy IS a dog.
And, let's not forget the "Look Who's Talking" movies (although many would like to).
;-]
At 8:14 PM, Jami said…
Patrick - yes, these are dogs that talk, but is there another category of animal that so frequently does NOT talk while other animals do? Just saying.
Jim - you may be right, this wikipedia entry does little to clear up the controversy: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goofy
And, in the Look Who's Talking movies, the dogs talked, but only to each other - the humans couldn't understand them.
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