Jami's Offer of the Day!! Don't Miss Out!!

Hi folks, are you bored, flabby and in need of entertainment? I am offering for rent, at a very reasonable price, 1 ten-month-old boy who apparently does not require sleep and is magnetically attracted to dangerous objects. You get: - exercise as you chase him around. - a chance to practice your primal screaming. - to find all those sharp and/or poisonous items you've dropped and not found. You may even find some new dangers you weren't aware of! - fun for the whole family as he shrieks and tears around your house. - to experience the fun hallucinations from sleep deprivation. BUT WAIT - order now and I'll throw in, for NO extra charge.... 1 almost-5-year-old who is attempting to prove that everything any adult says is wrong. With this addition, you can also: - practice your debating skills! - learn to multi-task! - appreciate how clean your house was! - reinforce to your teens why they should practice abstinence! That's right - order now and get BOTH these life enhancing products in your home for 1 low, low price. Delivery available to the Western PA area, in other parts of the country shipping charges may apply.