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Saturday, September 13, 2008

Jami Doesn't Do That

There are many, many, many things that people do that I don't understand. I'm never going to understand humans on the whole, you know? Too much out there that is way beyond my comprehension, on many levels. But one that never fails to confound me is how people have "one night stands" or "hook up" with strangers. Ick!! You don't know where (or who) that person has been (with). I can not understand getting nekkid in front of a stranger. I've had the same doctor for 10 years and I still use the nice paper outfit for her. And rubbing your private bits on someone else's who you don't even know their last name?? I don't even like shaking hands with strangers. The people who just meet you and hug make me shudder. Yet after a few drinks worth of chat you want to get as close to someone else as humanly possible with as much of your bodies can touch? Ewwwww. No. Just saying.

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1 Comments:

  • At 12:32 AM, Blogger Liz said…

    Ok, this is hilarious. Apparently, there are people who have never thought about this - I wonder if they are shy with their doctors?

     

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