More "Um, What??"

Our ladies' room here is a treasure trove of moronic conversations. I've been noting some of the better ones when I hear them - here's a few more to brighten your Tuesday. In all of these, please remember I am just an innocent by-listener. In Need of a Calculator and a Calendar A: "It's a two-day seminar, so, uh, will we be there two days? or just one?" B: "I guess two if it's a two-day seminar." A: "But I mean, is it two days over one whole day or two actual days?" B: "We should ask." It's Getting Dumb in Here A: I came downstairs to use your bathroom because ours is freezing. B: It's that cold? A: Oh yeah, it so cold, it's like, it's freezing. B: That's awful. I wonder why it's so cold upstairs. A: Because, you know, it's upstairs and the cold air goes up or something. They have the air turned way up. B: Oh right, that's why it's warmer down here. Note: the persons in the following conversation work in the company here which hires nurses. Good For You A: Whoo! That green tea stuff is really a makes-you-go-pee. (sic) B: Yeah. I told you it's good for you. A: Well, I really peed. B: Good.