A Slightly Gross Post
Let me apologize in advance for the topic of this post, but I can't be the only person in the world this happens to.
Now and then, when I go into the ladies' room here at work, there is an odor. You know what I mean, someone else has clearly had something that did not agree with them and the scent lingered. But, when you have to go, you have to go, so I hold my breath and go as quickly as I can. It seems when this happens, someone else inevitably enters the ladies' room while I'm washing my hands. So then I have a dilemma - I mean, I want them to know that I certainly didn't produce that smell, but really, what do you say without sounding like a lunatic? There's just no nice way to say "That wasn't me, I swear!" which of course would make them assume that it WAS you because why else would you be so eager to disclaim it? Sigh.
posted by Jami @ 11/08/2006 02:00:00 PM
2 Comments:
At 3:52 PM,
Jim McKee said…
Best bet is to haul butt outta there as soon as possible. You're a gal, put a little bottle of hand sanitizer in your purse. That way, you can jet straight outta the restroom without saying a word. That's how we do it in the men's room, "silence is golden"... unless you talk about sports, then that's OK.
;-]
At 11:09 AM,
Paperback Writer said…
It depends on my mood. Sometimes I wait until the other person has finished and then go out and wash my hands. But sometimes I wash my hands very quickly and run outside just so they won't know it wasn't me...wait...
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