Overheard on Halloween

While handing out candy, I heard the following conversation between 2-year-old Joey, his dad and our neighbor: Neighbor: How old are you now, Joey? Joey's dad: Tell her you're two. Joey: Thank you! Joey's Dad (holding up two fingers): No, honey, you're two. Joey (emphatically): Thank you! (he holds up two fingers) Joey's Dad(sighs): He's two. Joey (nodding): Welcome!