Join My Crusade

Hello dear friends, I'd like to ask you a favor. It's just something little, but isn't that how everything starts? As you almost have to know by now, Tom Cruise and his baby-mama Katie Holmes will be making it all legal sometime soon. It's actually been headline news on the CNN webpage, as well as reported on probably every other type of news imaginable. For the life of me, I really can't understand how this is "news". So, for sake of my sanity and my little crusade to end this sort of gossip being consider headline-worthy "breaking news", I am asking you to not support the media attention of this event. Don't click on the links, don't tune into the specials, don't buy the magazine. Please. I am sure, if you really NEED to know, someone will be glad to tell you all about it at the office, in line at the grocery store or at your local place of worship. But for this one time, will you join me in making the statement "Who cares??" Thank you.