Jami Loves a Good Warning Label

Yes, I know I'm not the first person to point out interesting or funny warning labels designed for consumers who apparently have the brain power of my sparkly pink flip-flops, but this one really gave me a moment of pause. I was reading the label on a container of eyebrow wax, my pregnancy hormones rendering plucking a pointless exercise, when I noticed the following statement: Do not use more than 3 or 4 times daily. Now, as mentioned, my eyebrows (and head hair and finger/toenails) are growing out of control thanks to my hormonal changes, however, I don't really need to wax my eyebrows 3 or more times per day. If you DO have to wax your eyebrows this often, I would suggest that you either need a doctor or perhaps a medicine man, as you may have become a werewolf. In fact, I think the label should read: If your hair has returned more than twice in the last 24 hour period, remain indoors during full moon.