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Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Jami Joins the Family

As previously mentioned, I'm all about the Facebook now. Okay, all about in that I check it about twice a day. However, I am hooked on the bizarrely pointless Mafia War game. Don't ask me how to play because I'll be honest with you, I am not totally sure. Several friends invited me to join, so I went over and checked it out. I committed a few crimes, made some money, started clicking on random buttons. And suddenly I'm hooked. Then, I start inexplicably losing money! Where is it going? I click around some more and discover that people are attacking me! And stealing my money! I love money!! I complain to the Husband, "Why are people attacking me???" The Husband, "Because you're in the mafia. Duh." Well sure. But I'm such a nice criminal. I was just out robbing places and the like and not fighting anyone. Then these mean gangstas come along and pick on little old me. I'm getting better, I think. I have lots of nice weapons, and a whole collection of diamond playing cards (don't ask, I don't know). I need one more person in "my mafia" to get a tattoo that apparently has defensive powers. I bought two Italian restaurants and two apartment buildings. And I still can't answer the question "What's the point?" As far as I can tell, it's Crime.

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