The Very Important Thoughts Of Jami

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Sunday, November 30, 2008

Jami Presents: Things You Can Do in a 3-Minute "Time Out"

from the voice of experience 1. Empty the dishwasher. 2. Go to the bathroom by yourself, wash your hands and put on lotion without acting like you're in a race. 3. Get the clean laundry out of the dryer and bring it upstairs to fold. 4. Read and answer 1 email, provided the computer is already on. 5. File your nails, but not polish. Don't even try. 6. Sip a can of diet Coke Plus and listen to most of a calming song on the iPod. 7. Read a magazine article, if you can find the magazine in time. 8. Open and sort your mail. 9. Change into your own PJ's. 10. Eat a candy bar in secret, slowly enough to enjoy it.

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