Dancing on Your Gravy

As I was eating my delicious fried slices of cow for lunch, I was pondering people who have eschewed such delights as store brand Steak Ums. Emily, my bestest friend for more than 2 decades now, slowly went down the Veggie Trail during our high school years. Her utterly reasonable reason was that eating meat made her feel logy, and generally icky on the inside. Now, the interesting part of this is that I have another friend, who also went meat-free about the same time in her life, for exactly the same reasons. The one similarity these two have is that they both studied dance fairly seriously for a good part of their lives, and were actively dancing at that point. Therefore, based on my extensive research of thinking about that, it is clear - studying dance will make you Meat Intolerant.