Jami Admits to Being Everyone

Oh my, almost two whole months gone since I posted. Well, for those in the know, March was jammed packed for me, I barely got to breathe the whole month, it felt like, and now that I'm two days into April, all I can say is - whew. Thank goodness. Anyway, besides barely having a moment to write, I've had some other writing projects going on, which meant the blog suffered, but here's the post I've been thinking about. Years ago, someone told me that there are things that everyone does, and everyone suspects that everyone else does, too, but no one will admit to doing them. The person in question was a guy and the instance he used to demonstrate his point was that everyone pees in the shower. Not every time, or even on a regular basis,but everyone pees. My 4th grade health teacher, a man I can remember only as Mr. B, informed our class that everyone picks their noses. He strongly advised against eating the boogers, and said that NOT everyone does that, but everyone, he insisted, picks their noses. I'm going to admit that I have peed in the shower. It's a bold statement, which will come back to haunt me in the tabloids when I'm famous, but hey, when I was pregnant and peeing an estimated every 31 seconds, getting out of the shower, toweling down and getting to the toilet was waaay too much work, so even though I'd go before the shower, there were a few occasions where the water hit me and it was all over. The nose picking, I'm going to have to agree with the teacher on that one, too. Generally with a tissue in hand (or on-finger), we've all felt the annoyance of that one boogie you gotta get out of there. Heck, I'm a mom, I've picked my kids noses, using the handy-dandy booger sucker. So, people of the world, unite! Stand up and admit to your shower peeing and nose picking ways! And, what else does everyone do that you're willing to cop to?